Effective today, the U.S. Army will go back to the Olive Drab Uniform, abandoning the new generation camouflage pattern project as they were  in the expensive process of selecting a replacement for the much maligned UCP. Soldier Systems got this very exclusive scoop of this sudden reverse of the U.S. Army to go back to the Olive Drab colour and here's what was initially said:

Marnemen everywhere rejoice as life imitates art. In a shocking move, Army officials have confided in Soldier Systems Daily that they plan to abandon the Camouflage Improvement Effort that has left Soldiers without an effective camouflage pattern despite several years and tens of millions of dollars.

Army officials are quoted as saying, 'We fought three wars in OD. Why not go back to it?' Turns out, the old 'Pickle Suit' worn by the US Army until 1987 is readily available after an enterprising supply officer stumbled upon a large stockpile of OG fatigues forgotten years ago in Germany by the US Air Force.

Read the breaking news at Soldier Systems.