Augh! This immediately went out of stock at the Violent Little Machine Shop and we really wanted to get one of these "Not A Survival Patch" patches. It might be back in stock on the 27th of July, so we'll try our luck again by then. Oh! Don't let its name fool you, it does actually the opposite... "This is not a survival patch, but it probably most likely includes everything you need to survive all those situations you won't ever get yourself into. Stick this patch on your bag, jacket, headliner, or anywhere you've got loop velcro and you'll have a myriad of treasure at your disposal to get you out of sticky situations. Hunting, fishing, trapping, fire-starting, drinking, escaping, and mending are just a few of the things you can accomplish with this patch. If you ever use the patch, first, tell us your story, then simply send it back to us and we'll replace the specific contents, sew her back up for you, and bill you only for the missing items and shipping. Nailed it.

• Wilderness Survival Card ($24.95 Value)
• TIHK Handcuff Key ($6.00 Value)
• Pro Knot Tying Card ($9.95 Value)
• Singe Use Super Glue
• 2 Katadyn Water Purification Tablets
• 3 Waterproof Matches w/Striker
• 2 Vaseline Soaked Cotton Balls
• 10-in of 25lb Test Monofilament
• 5.4-in x 3.4-in, Hook Velcro On Back"