In this video from Centurion Airsoft, the Colonel reveals his recipe for his Revolutionary Guacamole... "In this episode, the COL goes through his 'secret' process of making Revolutionary Guacamole.  Using roasted vegetables, fresh cilantro and many secret tools, he will educate you in the ways of cooking to attract many of the sexy womens.

Ingredients:

4 - Avacados
1 - Bunch Cilantro
2 - Tomatoes
1 - Clove Garlic
1 - Onion
4 - Jalapeno Peppers (optional)
2 - Limes
1 - Packet Goya Seasoning
1 - Pack of Unflavored Nachos

Equipment:

• Mexican Blender
• Knife (not same as killing pig dogs)
• Es Spoon
• Containers for Ingredients
• Veggie Wash (to remove small peepee poisons)
• Air Tight container for Revolutionary Guacamole
• Idiot Assistant (not recommended)
• Grill / Oven (optional for the roastings of the vegetables)"