Interested in following the experience of two staff members of Total Film go through the paces of urban and close quarters combat ala "Zero Dark Thirty?" Here's an eleven page write up of what they learned... "To mark the home entertainment release of Zero Dark Thirty, two of Total Film's finest were whisked off to a top secret facility (intelligence suggests was somewhere in the darkest recesses of Warwickshire), to be trained in the art of storming a building and sweeping it for threats.

Acting as our guide through this extremely unfamiliar terrain was a former bonafide super-marine by the name of [REDACTED FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY]. A proper badass in the Rainbow Six vein, our mentor was equal parts awe-inspiring and terrifying.

Much like the final mission in Zero Dark Thirty, we were trained to do all this under the cover of pitch black darkness. Once the day got underway, we soon discovered that a bunch of journos weren't necessarily the ideal candidates for such a tense, rigorous and tightly-controlled mission.

What follows are the various mishaps of the Total Film team, as we learned just quite how ill-equipped for the mission we really were..."

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