Moving house? Going to a new batcave? Well, I might be able to give you some tips in decorating your new place that would surely satisfy the geardo in you. If ever there was a Martha Stewart for the tactically passionate, she would approve and salute me for what I am going to recommend to you. So throw away any house item that you don't need anymore and make some space for these.

You won't need to worry about SB798, or need to put bright colors on these stuff. Just hang them, make sure the wallpaint or wallpaper would compliment them well. Besides that they're all made of ceramic and would light up your night, though these are not tactical torches.

Loaded Objects Ceramics makes some interesting products that you can set up at your place and they are tastefully done furnishings that you would love, as they're shaped to look like those fun things you want to bring to the skirmish field or shooting range ---- guns and grenades.

The artist behind these products sell them via Etsy, the largest online crafts marketplace in the world. Though he may not be a geardo as his inspiration is not really "tactical". What he does, as he explains is to "explore associations to recognizable and symbolic forms void of their function. By reducing these objects to their three-dimensional shape and then translating them into clay, I mesh unlikely forms together and create visually seductive and thought provoking pieces." Not really an explanation of his art that geardos would love to hear.

Nevertheless, his works would be nice to place where they become conversation pieces, either to impress your house guests, or to keep you reminded that a geardo is always a geardo. No need to put them away in a gun vault, or remain inside the gun bag, they can be prominently displayed for you to admire everyday.

By the way, these cost like airsoft guns, so be prepared to shell out more than usual. Enjoy these nice pieces or art. The photo above is called "Tri-9mm Gun Lamp". Descriptions for the items below are written by the artist.

AK-47 Standing Lamp

These are hand made slip-cast ceramic lamps. Each lamp stands 24" to the fixture and a total of 33" tall to the top of the shade. The surface is a semi-matte glaze showing off the elaborate detail of each gun. Comes with fixture, shade, cord and plug.

9mm Gun Sconces

These are handmade ceramic lamps. Each 9mm is slip-cast in ceramic through plaster molds and reproduced to create these sconces. The actual Gun measure 4" x 7" (in height), with a 4" shade and fixture the total height is about 13". Each sconce comes with matte black top hat shades lined with gold for a beautiful luminance of light. They're wired and ready to light up your room. I prefer to sell these sconces in pairs, but they are available in any quantity upon request. Priced individually.

Pawn Grenades

These Pawn Grenades are cast porcelain with a gold pull ring. They are life size and stand about 6"tall x 2.5" around. I created these as a whole chess set called "A Matter Of Time". I now sell them individually, but I still prefer the look in groupings.