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How Do You Like Your Toast? Buttered Or Riddled?

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Time for something lite this weekend, even if it's right now a wet weekend from where I am. It's been such a hectic week with too many emails in the editorial inbox, legit emails, press releases, product updates, silly questions, and the never ending SPAM. I love Spam for breakfast, but not this type of Spam. There have been too many emails that we have missed that we rendered spam by our email server, and for those we haven't replied to, our apologies.

Speaking of breakfast, I would always love to have spam (if sausages or pancakes are not available), with my eggs, coffee and toast. And speaking of toast, how would you like it if it gets done with this toaster from ArmaLite Inc.? That's right, the rifle manufacturer.

ArmaLite Inc. is giving a unique offer to its customers with a free toaster if they buy any rifle made by the company. As shown above, the toaster is all white with the ArmaLite Inc. logo. They did not elaborate on the details of the toaster like its TPM (Toasts per Minute), build material, and power (wattage), and tactical accessories that come with it. Just hope that it does the job of making fine toasts well.

I would ove this toaster if the latch knob and slider reel were designed like a charging handle. One thing that would not be welcomed though if it sounds like an ArmaLite in full auto while the toasting a slice of bread; that would ruin everybody's morning in the house, including neighbours in the whole block.

If you get to buy an ArmaLite rifle, you need to mail them the warranty card. Upon confirmation, they will then ship the toaster to you. Assume that this limited offer is for US-based customers only.

Since it's in limited quantities, better buy an ArmaLite rifle as soon as you can. To ensure that you get one, why not buy your wife another rifle? She might appreciate your loving gesture especially when it comes with a free toaster.

As for airsoft players who bought airsoft rifles with the ArmaLite Inc. trades on the receiver, you're out of luck. This is for the real steel rifle customers only.

Enjoy the weekend!

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