Jaeger Precision takes a look at the EMG Staccato Perfect 11, an airsoft pistol that began its life as an April Fool’s joke by the real-firearm manufacturer Staccato. Apparently, EMG missed the it’s a prank memo and decided to build it anyway. This long boy 2011 features an extended barrel and enough rail space to attach a flashlight so large it might double as a secondary weapon. It comes with upgraded steel internals and purple rubber components, though the host notes it arrived with a different grip than advertised, proving that even in the airsoft world, online shopping remains a game of "is this what I actually ordered?"

In testing, the pistol shows a surprising amount of restraint, firing at a consistent power level that won't turn your opponents into Swiss cheese. Despite its massive size, it doesn't shoot hotter than its smaller siblings, though it does offer a bit more kick to remind you that you're holding a significant chunk of metal. The host compares it to other models like the C2 and the Sand Hawk, noting that while it looks the part, it has a bit of a "personality" when it comes to the trigger.

Speaking of that trigger, it seems to have a mind of its own, occasionally requiring a double-tap or a very specific finger placement to actually fire. It’s a bit of a chunky model that might be perfect for those looking to overcompensate for something on the field, or for anyone who simply enjoys carrying a pistol that can be seen from space. Fortunately, it still fits into standard universal holsters, so you won't need to buy a separate suitcase just to carry your sidearm.